rodrickheffeley:

me creating alternate universes in my mind before going to sleep:

teleleonela:

utopians:

gothdeity:

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

evilvillain123456789:

yes sir, your daughter’s lobotomy was a success. she will never utter a coherent sentence ever again in her life. i also performed a complimentary nose job that i’m sure you’ll appreciate 

Kennedy Family Voicemail

that-twink-over-there:

unclefather:

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she’s right

:

mekagojira3k:

stonecrusherproductions:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

deckestar:

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

Big

Loud

Handsome